Where am I? In space, that's where!

It's been awhile, but don't worry, I haven't forgotten about you two. I'm too tired to be pissed off at anything today, so I'll spare you a rant and give you something cool instead. Aren't I the best?

This is something I came across a couple months ago, and just stumbled upon it again. Now that I've got a blog (sort of), I figured I'd pass this on.

Asteroid Impact (HD)

You may notice that the song in this is the same song you're hearing right now, but it's a wicked tune, so deal with it. I'll change the one on my page eventually, but that's just such a killer vocal solo that I think I'll let you enjoy it for now.

I guess I don't have much else to say. I'm sorry I couldn't waste a little more of your time. Why don't you just watch that video a couple more times, it never gets old.

No Parking

I can't believe I've gone 3 posts already, and haven't once mentioned my contempt for adults with imaginary friends. Well maybe contempt is the wrong word. Pity perhaps? Call it what you will, the fact remains that the second these religitards try to tell me the "truth", I stop listening to anything else they have to say.

Unfortunately in this world it's next to impossible to keep the company of only logical thinking people, so I'll try not to alienate any of my family or friends who might hold some of these silly beliefs. You'll notice I didn't say uneducated, or dumb, because somehow even intelligent people are susceptible to being brainwashed.

I am more than happy to give religion all the respect it deserves, which is absolutely none. I couldn't find the exact quote, but British comedian and Atheist crusader, Pat Condell said something about that in one of his YouTube videos that stuck with me.

Actually scratch that....I just found the video. I couldn't possibly put it any better than the man himself.

Pat Condell on faith

I would add to that if I could, but that pretty accurately sums up how I feel about religion. So if I've offended you, then I can only assume you deserved it.

So anyway, what set off today's rant was something I stumbled upon at work. Hearing about a group of lunatics willing to give up their lives for their beliefs is nothing new, but you really have to be a special kind of idiot to do it over a parking lot.

No Parking on Saturday

These are the people that deserve ridicule. You have to be mentally ill to believe any of this primitive bullshit. Although I'm guessing it doesn't say a damn thing in their Torah about driving on Saturdays anyway.

Work calls, so I'll leave it there for today.

Jumanji!! No wait....Jango!!

If you're wondering where that music is coming from, don't worry, that's my fault. I just stumbled upon a cool music streaming site. These sites are a dime a dozen these days but this one hooked me somehow, and before I knew it, I had setup a station. It almost sets itself up actually. Just put in the name of one band and it knows exactly what you like. You'll need to sign up, but it only takes a second and if you listen to any music online, it's definitely worth it.

Jango

So anyway, that's what you're hearing now. It seems to only play Foxy Lady when you load the page, but if you click one of those pictures flying by in the widget on your right, you can listen to songs from some of the bands on my station.

Feel free to put your feet up, and enjoy the tunes!

Anybody there?

Hello Internets. I'm going to continue with the assumption that I'm the only one who's read this blog, but I'm killing time so it's all good.

I can't say I'm ever shocked when the talking heads on Faux News say something ridiculously stupid, but I was blown away at how blatant this jackass is about being a white supremacist. He might as well have said "I'm a racist asshole who believes that non-whites aren't even human beings".

Fox: Swedes have pure genes, Fins have a pure society

Even his Barbie doll, shit for brains co-host thinks he crossed a line.

Well, back to work.

Why? Because I love you!

Greetings, friend(s), and welcome to the only Michael Jackson free zone in this vast series of tubes!

In case you haven't noticed by now, I started a blog. I'll give you a second for it all to sink in.

We good?

Now then, some of you may be wondering to yourselves "I know Chico (Danny, Dan, Lord Pumpernickel, but for the purpose of this blog let's stick with Chico) pretty well, he doesn't seem like the kind of guy that would start a blog". There was a time when that would've been a pretty accurate thought. However, I've recently come to see blogs as a good thing, rather than just the drunken ramblings of intoxicated losers. They can also be a great source of entertainment for sober losers at work!

For those who know me, (presumably everyone reading this right now) you know that I spend 8 hours a day doing what most people would get in trouble for doing at work. I'm a professional internet surfer. Yes, you read that correctly. I am cursed/fortunate enough to spend seemingly endless hours every day surfing the internet, so I feel I'm in a unique position to share my weird and wacky findings with all you wonderful people in Internetopia. I promise you, the depths I venture into the internets are much further than most of you would ever dare travel, and some of the things I find are nothing short of spectacular. But mainly I'm just doing this because I find that typing shit up seems to make time fly by pretty quickly, and 5 o'clock never seems to come early enough.

Before any of you decide to pull out your red pens, I should mention that I am NOT a professional writer, nor am I an English teacher. I have been speaking the language most of my life, but even I'm likely to make spelling/grammatical errors, and based on my blood alcohol level at times, some posts may not even be coherent.

With that being said, I have nothing left to say and will say only this. If you are not COMPLETELY satisfied with my internetting skills and findings, I will be happy to offer you a full refund of the subscription price.

That's it for now, I'm off to hunt for a bit of awesome!