I just got some bad news today. It turns out due to my place of birth, I do not meet the requirements of the constitution of this site to have a blog. My attempts to stay one step ahead of the birther movement were squashed today as I received a copy of my original Kenyan birth certificate in the mail, which I've fought so hard to keep private all these years.
My Birth Certificate
I'm assuming the Blogger Feds are on there way to my office right now, so I better cut this short.
Thursday, August 6, 2009
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I knew it!!! Me and the illuminati were right!!
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