At the request of one of the best Matthew Good impersonators I've ever seen, I've decided to hop off the lazy train, and get back to work. I'm thinking the only thing that'll get me back into it, is to discuss my favourite mental handicap.
We have several Russians working in my office, and many of them are beyond crazy, but little did I know of the degrees of lunacy a person can reach when mixing Russian blood with Islamic Theology.
Russian Muslims Flock To See Miracle Baby
I don't know about you, but I'd have a little trouble praising a god that feels baby tattooing is more important than saving 30000 people a day from starvation. But that's just me. If only natural selection still applied, these people would have never lived long enough to procreate, but unfortunately our society was designed to sustain even the stupidest of creatures. Apparently "local doctors have not been able to explain the phenomenon", which really doesn't surprise me coming from a culture that probably has a section on religion on their final medical exams. What am I talking about, probably?? Of course they do!
So I guess if you're going to take anything from today's entry, it's this. If you ever have a child with someone, and one day you happen to see fairy tales burned into the child's leg, get yourself and the kid the hell out of there, and don't look back.
